[ oh yeah. if you CHAT with the bear, it can change into either a large attack bear, or a gun with two bullets. that's it! wow. options.
the erotic and jimbly world is left be, for now. who knows what mysteries it holds. you instead go jettisoning into travel!
the travel world is another hallway, it seems. a quiet landing area, where you can admire the lovely scenery of mountains.
there's one open portal here that reads THE PIPIS ROOM, but it seems like ap lace to catch your breath. the figures within are in the middle of chatting, and your excited entry turned some heads. ]
E3EB: so my favorite sin was wrath what the fuck Archbishop: r u bleeding? dude. rad ride though Wirlaburla: ZZZZZZZ DDOSfox: ZZZZZZ
graNmasWeetie: sup yall thanks my favorite sin is pride personally though my dad is the archdevil of gluttony so i think thats p cool too graNmasWeetie: but yeah were bleeding i guess there was a real creep in the aerosmith room graNmasWeetie: he was threatened by fans of real music graNmasWeetie: anyway we're heading to the pipis room if you guys want to hang
E3EB: no shit?? cool as hell maybe u can hang. world can be weird so be careful. avatar will heal when you respawn eventually so u kno enjoy looking sick Archbishop: say hi to the pipis for me!!!! ^___^
[ they seem like cool guys maybe. the other two creatures in here are pretending to be asleep. when you drive towards the room, you notice that strange white clothed figure in the distance again, watching you. however we are making a beeline for......... the pipis
which looks like this. ]
[ welcome, babies... that's the wrong bit. anyway you are now in the pipis room. it is cavernous. britney spears' face watches you. you feel an uncontrollable amount of dread. to your immediate left is the translucent entrance to the pipis room's depths, which appear like this, though the details in true 90s fashion are hazy. ]
[ into the pipis room you go! the pipis room is weirdly yellow? tinny, bad quality britney spears plays over the speakers. several narrow pathways seem to lead around a large structure in the middle of the room, which is just a gigantic pit.
nothing in the room moves or changes, and after a long pause, there's a DING! and a message appears in the chatroom. ]
[ sure! the tape is an audiofile, and this time he is able to press play on it. it's not much, just the sound of... ghost hunters? maybe? the sound is terrible, but riz can decipher:
-- legend of the Nexialis. You've heard it here first, folks, we're trying to find what can't be found. He stalks in the dead of the night, seeking out blood sacrifices all across the World.
Yeah, dude, I saw him once, but he was following me.
That's just an urban legend.
I hear they've got the Worlds.com treasure.
There's no treasure! You're so full of shit. Hey, do you ever feel like you're being watched?
and fig can explore the structure and the passageways, yes! as she makes her way through the outer ring of the room, she finds first... a pixelated pile of skeleton bones, tucked under a britney portrait. yeesh. she then finds a picture! it's a picture of someone's avatar. underneath, it says PIPIS.
there are three more alcoves she could check out around the back wall, underneath the largest britney shrine. ]
[ the pipis are rising but riz is trying to crack this case. this is such a good clue. he feels the urge to throw up but resists it because he's in a virtual world.
[ riz receives no response! however, there's a DING that signifies that someone has entered the room. but, looking around the room... no one else is there...?
fig can continue to try to message and look around both. in the next alcove are more bones! and two more useravatars. underneath each portrait, it says PIPIS. one more alcove to go! ]
[ RUNNING (limping) to go find fig, waving the tape ]
Fig! I found a clue that's about some urban legend that holds the treasure we're probably looking for and I tried to DM them and now I feel like it's probably coming to stalk and kill us so we're getting close!
[ the rumbling gets worse, rattling the entire room, making parts of the floor glitch out, and from out of the pit bursts this fucking thing. it is the size of the pit it was in, and claws onto the edge of the enclosure. strange tentacles burst out of its back, each wearing the face of famous celebrity britney spears. ]
ThePipis: PIPISPIPISPIPISPIPISPIPISPIPIS
[ the creature immediately lifts its terrible pixelated bulbous hands and attempts to swipe both fig and riz out of the alcove. in the meantime, that feeling of dread that you thought you only felt from the monster that is literally trying to eat you is getting worse! ]
[meanwhile, fig stares grimly at the dreadful pipis monster attacking them, the way only a d&d hero can. this may as well happen. she flips the thunderbird back into a guitar and plays a few rocking chords to the vague tune of Toxic... it is hard to play guitar when you were shot in the shoulder and blown up. also, she didn't take +1 music, despite being a bard.
so instead she winks at one of the britney spears heads, attemping to use her +1 chick magnetism to seduce.]
[ WELL!!!!!!!!!!!! riz rolled the 2d6 version of a nat 20 so it's like a SUPER SUCCESS so he summons his attack bear. the bear is supposed to be small. like avatar sized? oh no. he rolls out a whole fucking bear. not only is it a bear, but it's a bear in beautifully rendered 4k pixels. it keeps you from getting swallowed or attacked really, which is good because you only have one working leg.
the beautiful 4K bear roars and throws itself directly into the pipis wanting mass and starts ripping off its tentacles. the creature shrieks as one of the britney headed tentacles is thrown at your feet, separated from its master. now its angry and missing a head but it still craves the pipis for its pipis collection.
on fig's end, the britney spears head is charmed? she freezes and looks over. ]
ThePipis: Pi...pis...?
[ the toxic guitar playing however, infuriates the pipis monster because that is her copyright material, and it swats at fig with its nasty clawed hands, picking her up and tossing her at riz while he is celebrating the bear's perfect success. the monster seems to be rapidly growing in size.
in the chaos, you see a strange black-clothed figure briefly in the corner of the room. it merely stares behind its strange red mask. ]
[ the creature continues to stare. a name appears behind its visage.
NEXIALIST. it is him. he stares, unmoving, at the two of you dealing with the monstrosity that is britney and also each other shaking your wounds.
speaking of, with a partial success, as fig tries to play some sweet and original rocking music, the creature growls, making a confusing, guttural noise, and starting to fight off the bear just ripping into its monster flesh. it's getting bigger? it's now outside of the pit, and starting to fill up the entire room. still screaming in the chat about pipis the entire time. it WANTS the PIPIS.
the bear keeps it from attacking fig and riz again this round, but it opens its big giant maw, and it eats the bear.
goodbye, bear. it spits out one perfectly rendered 4k bone next to fig and riz's feet. ]
You better come with me, you're better at the talking.
[ sadly squeems in honor in the bear
this beautiful little pipas will use the moment of distraction provided by bear eating (memories of fat bear week ...) and head over to NEXIALIST then. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Thanks for showing up, we really appreciate that. TelemaineLomenelda: I think we need to negotiate about some treasure, but you do have a whole wave of dread thing happening that doesn't bode SUPER well.
granmasWeetie: Hey, Nexialist, you want a blood sacrifice? I'll show you one. Just share the treasure.
[can she grab the avatars she found of all the pipis and throw it to the pipis monster? i know they are digital portraits but she will try to do that. while playing an original song she is tentatively titling "Pipis Song"]
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the erotic and jimbly world is left be, for now. who knows what mysteries it holds. you instead go jettisoning into travel!
the travel world is another hallway, it seems. a quiet landing area, where you can admire the lovely scenery of mountains.
there's one open portal here that reads THE PIPIS ROOM, but it seems like ap lace to catch your breath. the figures within are in the middle of chatting, and your excited entry turned some heads. ]
E3EB: so my favorite sin was wrath what the fuck
Archbishop: r u bleeding? dude. rad ride though
Wirlaburla: ZZZZZZZ
DDOSfox: ZZZZZZ
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Quick! That's where they keep all the Pipis! We have to get in there! Floor it!
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graNmasWeetie: sup yall thanks my favorite sin is pride personally though my dad is the archdevil of gluttony so i think thats p cool too
graNmasWeetie: but yeah were bleeding i guess there was a real creep in the aerosmith room
graNmasWeetie: he was threatened by fans of real music
graNmasWeetie: anyway we're heading to the pipis room if you guys want to hang
[let's go right on through and get the pipis]
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Archbishop: say hi to the pipis for me!!!! ^___^
[ they seem like cool guys maybe. the other two creatures in here are pretending to be asleep. when you drive towards the room, you notice that strange white clothed figure in the distance again, watching you. however we are making a beeline for......... the pipis
which looks like this. ]
[ welcome, babies... that's the wrong bit. anyway you are now in the pipis room. it is cavernous. britney spears' face watches you. you feel an uncontrollable amount of dread. to your immediate left is the translucent entrance to the pipis room's depths, which appear like this, though the details in true 90s fashion are hazy. ]
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anyway jokes on you, riz is always experiencing an uncontrollable amount of dread. well. he did get instructions so: ]
TelemaineLomenelda: hi
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graNmasWeetie: hi
We have to try to find a hit clip.
[she's suddenly remembering the vague things she knows about plot. yeah. okay. full steam ahead into the pipis room.]
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nothing in the room moves or changes, and after a long pause, there's a DING! and a message appears in the chatroom. ]
ThePipis: hhhhhheeeeellloooo. pipis? pipis? pipis? pipis?
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graNmasWeetie: you guys know about britney?
[she will take them to try to explore the structure and the passageways? is there anything in any of them?]
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and fig can explore the structure and the passageways, yes! as she makes her way through the outer ring of the room, she finds first... a pixelated pile of skeleton bones, tucked under a britney portrait. yeesh. she then finds a picture! it's a picture of someone's avatar. underneath, it says PIPIS.
there are three more alcoves she could check out around the back wall, underneath the largest britney shrine. ]
ThePipis: pipis? pipis? pipis? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS?
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can he try and DM this Nexialis? ]
TelemaineLomenelda: hey
TelemaineLomenelda: sup
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graNmasWeetie: Mike? He there? You know him?
[and she will look in the next alcove.]
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fig can continue to try to message and look around both. in the next alcove are more bones! and two more user avatars. underneath each portrait, it says PIPIS. one more alcove to go! ]
ThePipis: PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS? PIPIS?
[ the floor of the virtual world begins to rattle. ]
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Fig! I found a clue that's about some urban legend that holds the treasure we're probably looking for and I tried to DM them and now I feel like it's probably coming to stalk and kill us so we're getting close!
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[so many pipis... but the final alcove calls. let's go.]
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the final alcove has two pictures of two avatars. one is a little green guy with cool glasses. the other is a tiefling girl with a sick guitar.
underneath the pictures of your avatars, it says PIPIS
as it turns out, you were the pipis all along.... ]
ThePipis: PIPIS PIPIS PIPIS PIPIS PIPIS PIPISPIPISPIPISPIPISPIPIS
[ the rumbling gets worse, rattling the entire room, making parts of the floor glitch out, and from out of the pit bursts this fucking thing. it is the size of the pit it was in, and claws onto the edge of the enclosure. strange tentacles burst out of its back, each wearing the face of famous celebrity britney spears. ]
ThePipis: PIPISPIPISPIPISPIPISPIPISPIPIS
[ the creature immediately lifts its terrible pixelated bulbous hands and attempts to swipe both fig and riz out of the alcove. in the meantime, that feeling of dread that you thought you only felt from the monster that is literally trying to eat you is getting worse! ]
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so instead she winks at one of the britney spears heads, attemping to use her +1 chick magnetism to seduce.]
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the beautiful 4K bear roars and throws itself directly into the pipis wanting mass and starts ripping off its tentacles. the creature shrieks as one of the britney headed tentacles is thrown at your feet, separated from its master. now its angry and missing a head but it still craves the pipis for its pipis collection.
on fig's end, the britney spears head is charmed? she freezes and looks over. ]
ThePipis: Pi...pis...?
[ the toxic guitar playing however, infuriates the pipis monster because that is her copyright material, and it swats at fig with its nasty clawed hands, picking her up and tossing her at riz while he is celebrating the bear's perfect success. the monster seems to be rapidly growing in size.
in the chaos, you see a strange black-clothed figure briefly in the corner of the room. it merely stares behind its strange red mask. ]
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he will try and look over at the figure though - shaking fig's shoulder ]
It's them!
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Uhhhh fuck! You want me to hold it off so you can go talk to them?
[she will try to play some original music to see if it soothes the beast. this is a song called Burn Towns Get Money, it's not very soothing.]
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NEXIALIST. it is him. he stares, unmoving, at the two of you dealing with the monstrosity that is britney and also each other shaking your wounds.
speaking of, with a partial success, as fig tries to play some sweet and original rocking music, the creature growls, making a confusing, guttural noise, and starting to fight off the bear just ripping into its monster flesh. it's getting bigger? it's now outside of the pit, and starting to fill up the entire room. still screaming in the chat about pipis the entire time. it WANTS the PIPIS.
the bear keeps it from attacking fig and riz again this round, but it opens its big giant maw, and it eats the bear.
goodbye, bear. it spits out one perfectly rendered 4k bone next to fig and riz's feet. ]
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[ sadly squeems in honor in the bear
this beautiful little pipas will use the moment of distraction provided by bear eating (memories of fat bear week ...) and head over to NEXIALIST then. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Thanks for showing up, we really appreciate that.
TelemaineLomenelda: I think we need to negotiate about some treasure, but you do have a whole wave of dread thing happening that doesn't bode SUPER well.
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granmasWeetie: Hey, Nexialist, you want a blood sacrifice? I'll show you one. Just share the treasure.
[can she grab the avatars she found of all the pipis and throw it to the pipis monster? i know they are digital portraits but she will try to do that. while playing an original song she is tentatively titling "Pipis Song"]
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