[ well getting transported somewhere crazy and new suddenly with no warning is apparently par for the course this semester!!!!! so sure. accepting this without an issue - though he is QUITE relieved fig is here too. the party sticks together. going to tap at the keyboard. investigatin' ]
Well, what's your username going to be?
Well, what's your username going to be?
[oh yeah good idea, man. making up fake names on the spot is one of fig's specialties.
she types in graNmasWeetie]
They won't guess it's us.
she types in graNmasWeetie]
They won't guess it's us.
Granma ...
[ i see.
he types in TelemaineLomenelda
his house now, bitch. ]
[ i see.
he types in TelemaineLomenelda
his house now, bitch. ]
That's rude. You're going to get Fabian's grandpa and the future grandpa of all my little brothers and sisters in trouble.
[but it's fine.]
Let's find some chat rooms for old people and catfish them.
[she will press start]
[but it's fine.]
Let's find some chat rooms for old people and catfish them.
[she will press start]
[ he hovers over brains for a long time but. he has those already? does he need MORE?
+1 SURPRISE ME ]
+1 SURPRISE ME ]
[likewise, she goes to select music, but then sees something so much more compelling
+1 CHICK MAGNET
hehehe]
+1 CHICK MAGNET
hehehe]
[ i actually don't know that riz understands this joke as a reference to the bill of rights but he gets the idea it's supposed to be a BEAR SLASH GUN joke and he can deal with that. sure!!!!!
taking a spin around to see what's out there?
and then he will look over at Fig. ]
Do you want to handle the, uh, chatting with strangers?
taking a spin around to see what's out there?
and then he will look over at Fig. ]
Do you want to handle the, uh, chatting with strangers?
[fuck yeah!! fig will turn her guitar into a thunderbird so she can drive around this area. i see the prodding to head towards reception but fig has different ideas.]
Absolutely. Let's go find a chat room for old people. Hop in and follow me.
[she's going to step on the gas and head straight towards that "country" portal. do i see a "classic rock" portal behind it? she would like to drive into the world of classic rock. what a perfect place for a jamming chick magnet grandma.]
Absolutely. Let's go find a chat room for old people. Hop in and follow me.
[she's going to step on the gas and head straight towards that "country" portal. do i see a "classic rock" portal behind it? she would like to drive into the world of classic rock. what a perfect place for a jamming chick magnet grandma.]
[ goodbye teenz only chat zone!!!!!! to be fair he's not the one looking for people to catfish in the chat. he'll let fig drive, only leaning around her to take a look at the doors - I don't know that he knows these bands either!!!
but what he will do is while he's hanging on, bring up the chat window and type into it
Anyone out there? ]
but what he will do is while he's hanging on, bring up the chat window and type into it
Anyone out there? ]
[fig definitely doesn't know these bands but it's a very difficult rp moment. an old rock grandma seems like she'd be more into a hippie vibe, but the thunderbird and electric guitar is much more classic rock. after thinking about it for a moment, she will veer into the aerosmith zone and type into the chat]
graNmasWeetie: woo! granmas here! anyone dtf? babes ONLY!!!!!!!!!
graNmasWeetie: woo! granmas here! anyone dtf? babes ONLY!!!!!!!!!
[ well since the banana is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life, riz will be IGNORING IT STRONGLY.
he'll leave the talking to Fig since she's good at that, but he's really good at INVESTIGATING. so he'll go ahead and take a poke around hte whole room - is tehre anything hidden in the guitars or behind the bar? ]
he'll leave the talking to Fig since she's good at that, but he's really good at INVESTIGATING. so he'll go ahead and take a poke around hte whole room - is tehre anything hidden in the guitars or behind the bar? ]
[ummmmm where's all the chicks?]
graNmasWeetie: ummmm wheres all the chicks?
graNmasWeetie: lol telemaine gtfo noob
graNmasWeetie: anyway tell me where to find the chicks
[what a disappointment. though there's something compelling about this banana man. she will wave, friendly.]
graNmasWeetie: ummmm wheres all the chicks?
graNmasWeetie: lol telemaine gtfo noob
graNmasWeetie: anyway tell me where to find the chicks
[what a disappointment. though there's something compelling about this banana man. she will wave, friendly.]
[ LEAVE ME ALONE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! absolutely not.
he'll take the tape and then stare back at the very creepy ... thing. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Can I help you?
TelemaineLomenelda: Do you know what we're supposed to be doing here?
he'll take the tape and then stare back at the very creepy ... thing. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Can I help you?
TelemaineLomenelda: Do you know what we're supposed to be doing here?
[what the fuck. this dick.
okay, first, she is opening a private dm with the banana.]
graNmasWeetie: hey _XHoleinmySOULX_ kind of sucks huh i came here to meet cool people like you
[and then she will answer him in the chat]
graNmasWeetie: wow ok gatekeeping is not really in the spirit of aerosmith but whatever give me your test
graNmasWeetie: assuming YOU'RE a real fan
graNmasWeetie: i bet you don't even know about their bastion city show
graNmasWeetie: i bet you werent even born yet
graNmasWeetie: i was THERE
okay, first, she is opening a private dm with the banana.]
graNmasWeetie: hey _XHoleinmySOULX_ kind of sucks huh i came here to meet cool people like you
[and then she will answer him in the chat]
graNmasWeetie: wow ok gatekeeping is not really in the spirit of aerosmith but whatever give me your test
graNmasWeetie: assuming YOU'RE a real fan
graNmasWeetie: i bet you don't even know about their bastion city show
graNmasWeetie: i bet you werent even born yet
graNmasWeetie: i was THERE
I knew that Banana was up to no good!
[ MY MORTAL ENEMY BANANA
well he'll save his tape for the right moment (probably when they have two wrong answers) - but he doesn't know anything about classic rock! his dad died when he was a kid!
so what he'll do instead is see if he can't take a look at the chat. is there an AskJeeves browser? he'll try and pull up fucking AltaVista and type in STEVE TYLOR HOBBIES ]
[ MY MORTAL ENEMY BANANA
well he'll save his tape for the right moment (probably when they have two wrong answers) - but he doesn't know anything about classic rock! his dad died when he was a kid!
so what he'll do instead is see if he can't take a look at the chat. is there an AskJeeves browser? he'll try and pull up fucking AltaVista and type in STEVE TYLOR HOBBIES ]
[no he's cool! anyway she doesn't know anything about classic rock either, her rock dad was imprisoned in a ruby her whole childhood and gilear is obviously more of an npr dad. also aerosmith probably doesn't exist its some fantasy version. anyway.
she will just try to lie.]
graNmasWeetie: well thats obvious its the ladiessssssssss
graNmasWeetie: high five
she will just try to lie.]
graNmasWeetie: well thats obvious its the ladiessssssssss
graNmasWeetie: high five
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