[ WELL!!!!!!!!!!!! riz rolled the 2d6 version of a nat 20 so it's like a SUPER SUCCESS so he summons his attack bear. the bear is supposed to be small. like avatar sized? oh no. he rolls out a whole fucking bear. not only is it a bear, but it's a bear in beautifully rendered 4k pixels. it keeps you from getting swallowed or attacked really, which is good because you only have one working leg.
the beautiful 4K bear roars and throws itself directly into the pipis wanting mass and starts ripping off its tentacles. the creature shrieks as one of the britney headed tentacles is thrown at your feet, separated from its master. now its angry and missing a head but it still craves the pipis for its pipis collection.
on fig's end, the britney spears head is charmed? she freezes and looks over. ]
ThePipis: Pi...pis...?
[ the toxic guitar playing however, infuriates the pipis monster because that is her copyright material, and it swats at fig with its nasty clawed hands, picking her up and tossing her at riz while he is celebrating the bear's perfect success. the monster seems to be rapidly growing in size.
in the chaos, you see a strange black-clothed figure briefly in the corner of the room. it merely stares behind its strange red mask. ]
[ the creature continues to stare. a name appears behind its visage.
NEXIALIST. it is him. he stares, unmoving, at the two of you dealing with the monstrosity that is britney and also each other shaking your wounds.
speaking of, with a partial success, as fig tries to play some sweet and original rocking music, the creature growls, making a confusing, guttural noise, and starting to fight off the bear just ripping into its monster flesh. it's getting bigger? it's now outside of the pit, and starting to fill up the entire room. still screaming in the chat about pipis the entire time. it WANTS the PIPIS.
the bear keeps it from attacking fig and riz again this round, but it opens its big giant maw, and it eats the bear.
goodbye, bear. it spits out one perfectly rendered 4k bone next to fig and riz's feet. ]
You better come with me, you're better at the talking.
[ sadly squeems in honor in the bear
this beautiful little pipas will use the moment of distraction provided by bear eating (memories of fat bear week ...) and head over to NEXIALIST then. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Thanks for showing up, we really appreciate that. TelemaineLomenelda: I think we need to negotiate about some treasure, but you do have a whole wave of dread thing happening that doesn't bode SUPER well.
granmasWeetie: Hey, Nexialist, you want a blood sacrifice? I'll show you one. Just share the treasure.
[can she grab the avatars she found of all the pipis and throw it to the pipis monster? i know they are digital portraits but she will try to do that. while playing an original song she is tentatively titling "Pipis Song"]
[ sweet bear arms... your sacrifice will be remembered.... what a nice bear of indeterminate gender....
the pipis monster is vaguely satisfied by the bear flavored pipis, and when fig picks up the portraits, they disappear into the monsters gullet. the creature makes a noise you think might be a belch - but it continues to all caps yell about pipis in the chat as it starts to reach dramatically large heights - to the top of the britney posters in the room, its giant teeth gnashing. this thing is taking up most of the space of the pipis room now, and it is starting to feel like a very tight fit! it takes another swipe at fig who is being very distracting, all sharp claws and a single swinging britney tentacle. it craves the pipis.
on the other hand, the creature known as NEXIALIST merely stares. the monster and its chaos seem to bother it not. ]
NEXIALIST: I am that which death has forgotten. I am stronger than the Britney. I am the World. NEXIALIST: Do you want to be freed from this place?
[ i love both of you. the monster screams and takes a final swipe at fig and riz both, this time fully aiming to gather them both directly into its mouth and consume the pipis.
the nexialist stares at you for a very long time. in fact, it stares at you so long that the monster manages to swipe the both of you up into the air with its terrible, pixelated, sharp, sharp claws, gouging in scratches into flesh. you see britney's face above you and wonder if this is the last thing you'll see before you die.
and then the nexialist creature reaches out and touches the monster with one ominus, long hand. the surroundings rumble - your entire screen, your entire world, goes black.
and then you wake up! when you wake up, you find yourselves bloodied and exhausted, but standing in... a church? ]
[ there is no music or overly bright 90s sound here. behind you, there are no doors. in front of you stands only nexialist, and the figure in the holy light in the center of the room, which spins slowly as if on display. it is some kind of lizard creature avatar.
in the back of the room, just beyond the translucent walls that signify normally another place to walk, there are many, many more figures in white, wearing the same creepy red mask as nexialist. there are SO many of them, filling up all the space beyond the room, and they appear to also be in the chat room. ]
Nexialist1: Behold the lord and savior. Nexialist2: Behold the lord and savior. Nexialist3: Behold the lord and savior. Nexialist4: Behold the lord and savior.
[ nexialist says nothing, but the chat box glows. and should you click upon it: ]
Nexialist: This world is my home and creation. I possess all. I have saved you from the creature, and I will save you from this world.
[it does seem very hellish but also there was a previous blood sacrifice situation involving Fig and Riz that is immediately coming to her mind and making her feel very unhappy.]
Riz, if we need to sacrifice someone, you can sacrifice me. And then I'll try to figure stuff out on the other side and send you info.
[the lizard man... if only she knew what lizard love sounded like, she could play it now.]
[ the chat strikes up again - there's a hum that sounds like badly pixelated voices all talking at once, and the chatbox says: ]
Nexialist1: We are dead and have already died Nexialist2: We are the ghosts of the machine Nexialist3: We are dead and have already died Nexialist4: We are the ghosts of the machine
[ the red masked, black clothed figure continues to regard them impassively. the spinning lizard man continues to slowly spin. ]
[ the creature looks between the two of you. the expression on his masked face does not change. his head tilts to the side. ]
Nexialist: The lizard has already been conquered. You may each provide a partial sacrifice. One of you can be completely sacrificed. Nexialist: Or you can attempt to sacrifice me. But I am all powerful. I am the World. I will decimate you. Nexialist: It is your choice.
[ the chat begins to fill with the same phrase over and over and over. the two of you feel, all at once - a horrible, grinding pain, the sudden blindingly bright loss of two limbs, or other major body parts (ie: eyes, tails, etc) or two senses, or any combination of those things, as long as it is two each. it is agonizing as these things are very suddenly removed from your avatars, from your bodies, and you feel every nerve and synapse light up with your suffering. let me know what you pick! (and remember, your injuries do get healed upon a new loop.)
but at the end, you feel dizzy, and you realize that the strange white clothed cult members have swarmed the two of you, and lift you towards the spinning lizard man. as you are placed gently into the light, fig, you feel something pressed into your hand. if you still have one. otherwise it's slipped into your pocket. it feels small - whatever it is, you know it is important.
there's a single guitar riff, a series of electronic beeping, and then suddenly, the world goes teal again, revealing a final text box that says: ]
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the beautiful 4K bear roars and throws itself directly into the pipis wanting mass and starts ripping off its tentacles. the creature shrieks as one of the britney headed tentacles is thrown at your feet, separated from its master. now its angry and missing a head but it still craves the pipis for its pipis collection.
on fig's end, the britney spears head is charmed? she freezes and looks over. ]
ThePipis: Pi...pis...?
[ the toxic guitar playing however, infuriates the pipis monster because that is her copyright material, and it swats at fig with its nasty clawed hands, picking her up and tossing her at riz while he is celebrating the bear's perfect success. the monster seems to be rapidly growing in size.
in the chaos, you see a strange black-clothed figure briefly in the corner of the room. it merely stares behind its strange red mask. ]
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he will try and look over at the figure though - shaking fig's shoulder ]
It's them!
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Uhhhh fuck! You want me to hold it off so you can go talk to them?
[she will try to play some original music to see if it soothes the beast. this is a song called Burn Towns Get Money, it's not very soothing.]
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NEXIALIST. it is him. he stares, unmoving, at the two of you dealing with the monstrosity that is britney and also each other shaking your wounds.
speaking of, with a partial success, as fig tries to play some sweet and original rocking music, the creature growls, making a confusing, guttural noise, and starting to fight off the bear just ripping into its monster flesh. it's getting bigger? it's now outside of the pit, and starting to fill up the entire room. still screaming in the chat about pipis the entire time. it WANTS the PIPIS.
the bear keeps it from attacking fig and riz again this round, but it opens its big giant maw, and it eats the bear.
goodbye, bear. it spits out one perfectly rendered 4k bone next to fig and riz's feet. ]
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[ sadly squeems in honor in the bear
this beautiful little pipas will use the moment of distraction provided by bear eating (memories of fat bear week ...) and head over to NEXIALIST then. ]
TelemaineLomenelda: Thanks for showing up, we really appreciate that.
TelemaineLomenelda: I think we need to negotiate about some treasure, but you do have a whole wave of dread thing happening that doesn't bode SUPER well.
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granmasWeetie: Hey, Nexialist, you want a blood sacrifice? I'll show you one. Just share the treasure.
[can she grab the avatars she found of all the pipis and throw it to the pipis monster? i know they are digital portraits but she will try to do that. while playing an original song she is tentatively titling "Pipis Song"]
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the pipis monster is vaguely satisfied by the bear flavored pipis, and when fig picks up the portraits, they disappear into the monsters gullet. the creature makes a noise you think might be a belch - but it continues to all caps yell about pipis in the chat as it starts to reach dramatically large heights - to the top of the britney posters in the room, its giant teeth gnashing. this thing is taking up most of the space of the pipis room now, and it is starting to feel like a very tight fit! it takes another swipe at fig who is being very distracting, all sharp claws and a single swinging britney tentacle. it craves the pipis.
on the other hand, the creature known as NEXIALIST merely stares. the monster and its chaos seem to bother it not. ]
NEXIALIST: I am that which death has forgotten. I am stronger than the Britney. I am the World.
NEXIALIST: Do you want to be freed from this place?
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Ok.
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yea.
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the nexialist stares at you for a very long time. in fact, it stares at you so long that the monster manages to swipe the both of you up into the air with its terrible, pixelated, sharp, sharp claws, gouging in scratches into flesh. you see britney's face above you and wonder if this is the last thing you'll see before you die.
and then the nexialist creature reaches out and touches the monster with one ominus, long hand. the surroundings rumble - your entire screen, your entire world, goes black.
and then you wake up! when you wake up, you find yourselves bloodied and exhausted, but standing in... a church? ]
[ there is no music or overly bright 90s sound here. behind you, there are no doors. in front of you stands only nexialist, and the figure in the holy light in the center of the room, which spins slowly as if on display. it is some kind of lizard creature avatar.
in the back of the room, just beyond the translucent walls that signify normally another place to walk, there are many, many more figures in white, wearing the same creepy red mask as nexialist. there are SO many of them, filling up all the space beyond the room, and they appear to also be in the chat room. ]
Nexialist1: Behold the lord and savior.
Nexialist2: Behold the lord and savior.
Nexialist3: Behold the lord and savior.
Nexialist4: Behold the lord and savior.
[ nexialist says nothing, but the chat box glows. and should you click upon it: ]
Nexialist: This world is my home and creation. I possess all. I have saved you from the creature, and I will save you from this world.
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WELL this is horrifying! hooray! staring for a bit and then over at Fig. this kinda seems like some Hell shit so she might have insight. ]
Can we negotiate on the blood sacrifice part of this?
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Riz, if we need to sacrifice someone, you can sacrifice me. And then I'll try to figure stuff out on the other side and send you info.
[the lizard man... if only she knew what lizard love sounded like, she could play it now.]
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Nexialist: There is no negotiation with The World.
Nexialist: A blood toll is due.
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[ sorry he is just not gonna agree to that! absolutely not! ]
Can we get some details on this?
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[points at one of the figures in white. eh? eh? maybe?]
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Nexialist1: We are dead and have already died
Nexialist2: We are the ghosts of the machine
Nexialist3: We are dead and have already died
Nexialist4: We are the ghosts of the machine
[ the red masked, black clothed figure continues to regard them impassively. the spinning lizard man continues to slowly spin. ]
Nexialist: What is there to discuss? Choose.
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[ YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR THE BEEF.
pointing at the Lizard Man. ]
That guy.
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Nexialist: The lizard has already been conquered. You may each provide a partial sacrifice. One of you can be completely sacrificed.
Nexialist: Or you can attempt to sacrifice me. But I am all powerful. I am the World. I will decimate you.
Nexialist: It is your choice.
[ up to you kids ]
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Split it?
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Split it. Fuck it.
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Nexialist: The sacrifice shall be made.
[ the chat begins to fill with the same phrase over and over and over. the two of you feel, all at once - a horrible, grinding pain, the sudden blindingly bright loss of two limbs, or other major body parts (ie: eyes, tails, etc) or two senses, or any combination of those things, as long as it is two each. it is agonizing as these things are very suddenly removed from your avatars, from your bodies, and you feel every nerve and synapse light up with your suffering. let me know what you pick! (and remember, your injuries do get healed upon a new loop.)
but at the end, you feel dizzy, and you realize that the strange white clothed cult members have swarmed the two of you, and lift you towards the spinning lizard man. as you are placed gently into the light, fig, you feel something pressed into your hand. if you still have one. otherwise it's slipped into your pocket. it feels small - whatever it is, you know it is important.
there's a single guitar riff, a series of electronic beeping, and then suddenly, the world goes teal again, revealing a final text box that says: ]
LOGGING OUT...THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
[ and that's it!! YAY ]
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