not many people choose to go through the clearance. only the most judicious of deal hunters, and the bravest of men, dare to hunt through the clearance of the kmart. with your partial success, you realize that the clearance section is... actually the fastest way to get to the Tiny Display! your beanie baby future is maybe in sight, chihiro.......
the problem is that the clearance is halloween. spooky season is over and mariah carey season has begun. as you run through the clearance section at top speed, you hear an ominous noise - not from your fellow shoppers, but... was that a revving? you turn over your shoulder, and standing there is ... this guy. he's wearing a nice kmart employee apron, and there's a badge on his chest that says "rate my customer service!" he raises his chainsaw.
and then he lunges at chihiro! CHAINSAW MAN!
seodore, meanwhile! your full success means that it's relatively quick to cruise through the home goods section - you find the christmas display at the front and slap down the baubles, leaving glass behind you. someone who followed screams as they eat shit and fall on the glass - you think you hear a baby crying when they do? did someone bring their baby to this? what the hell? - but for the most part, you're able to shove past the ones behind you easily and make a break for the end of the home good section. there's a very determined man who you recognize as a dedicated family man with a sick daughter who desperately wants Tiny for her. you can't let him have tiny. that fucker. bastard. his back is to you because he is so desperately running for the rack, which is nearing your line of sight.
welt makes his way down the hunting section. with his partial success, he is able to run on his shopping cart and absolutely fucking ram someone out of his way and directly into the flames behind optim*s pr*me as he lunges through the hunting section. the first thing he'll see are several other NPCs with the same idea, including the school principal where your darling children attend school. there's a huge gun rack and a display of bullets in a glass case, and even some bows and arrows, and...a stun gun? nearby, a woman wearing an I <3 TINY tshirt rips a machete off the wall and starts running for the stuffed animals in the background. she has blood on her face already, and she cuts down a nice white haired grandma, whose body lands in front of your cart.
also in the section is a lifesize deer with a massive six point rack, for target practice. the deer looks at you. wait. it looks at you? oh, yeah. it's alive. and boy, it does not look happy! ]
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not many people choose to go through the clearance. only the most judicious of deal hunters, and the bravest of men, dare to hunt through the clearance of the kmart. with your partial success, you realize that the clearance section is... actually the fastest way to get to the Tiny Display! your beanie baby future is maybe in sight, chihiro.......
the problem is that the clearance is halloween. spooky season is over and mariah carey season has begun. as you run through the clearance section at top speed, you hear an ominous noise - not from your fellow shoppers, but... was that a revving? you turn over your shoulder, and standing there is ... this guy. he's wearing a nice kmart employee apron, and there's a badge on his chest that says "rate my customer service!" he raises his chainsaw.
and then he lunges at chihiro! CHAINSAW MAN!
seodore, meanwhile! your full success means that it's relatively quick to cruise through the home goods section - you find the christmas display at the front and slap down the baubles, leaving glass behind you. someone who followed screams as they eat shit and fall on the glass - you think you hear a baby crying when they do? did someone bring their baby to this? what the hell? - but for the most part, you're able to shove past the ones behind you easily and make a break for the end of the home good section. there's a very determined man who you recognize as a dedicated family man with a sick daughter who desperately wants Tiny for her. you can't let him have tiny. that fucker. bastard. his back is to you because he is so desperately running for the rack, which is nearing your line of sight.
welt makes his way down the hunting section. with his partial success, he is able to run on his shopping cart and absolutely fucking ram someone out of his way and directly into the flames behind optim*s pr*me as he lunges through the hunting section. the first thing he'll see are several other NPCs with the same idea, including the school principal where your darling children attend school. there's a huge gun rack and a display of bullets in a glass case, and even some bows and arrows, and...a stun gun? nearby, a woman wearing an I <3 TINY tshirt rips a machete off the wall and starts running for the stuffed animals in the background. she has blood on her face already, and she cuts down a nice white haired grandma, whose body lands in front of your cart.
also in the section is a lifesize deer with a massive six point rack, for target practice. the deer looks at you. wait. it looks at you? oh, yeah. it's alive. and boy, it does not look happy! ]