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gamechangers) wrote2024-09-01 12:17 am
gamechangers) wrote2024-09-01 12:17 am
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IC Profiles
Behold, a desktop computer. It's the best that money can buy in terms of both software and hardware. Running on Bindows 98, the computer and monitor are boxy, light gray, and heavy enough to crush bones should you drop either on your feet. The computer is, tragically, password protected... But luckily for you, whoever owns this computer learned diddly squad about internet security and the password can be found on a bright yellow sticky note taped to the bottom of the monitor: oxoX_BrokenDreams_Xoxo
Well. Okay, then.
Unlocking the computer reveals that Internet Expl*rer is open, and whoever was using the computer was logged into M*Space. Naughty, naughty.
A cursory glance shows they were browsing through their friends list, except — aren't those faces awfully familiar? Indeed, there is a M*Space profile for each and every one of you, complete with a photograph and some curious information. You are free to try and interact with the profiles themselves or even to try and mess around with the account you are currently logged into. However, any attempts to do anything but browse through the friend list will quickly prove to be fruitless. It seems like you are locked to this one page. Boo.
Similarly to previous games, your character has no control whatsoever over the contents of their own profile. It seems like all the information contained within was, ICly, decided by a mysterious third party... Of course, OOCly, this means you are free to be as serious or as shitposty as your heart desires when filling out your character's IC profile! However, while the contents of the profiles can be funny or vague, the information included should still be true regardless of how it's phrased.
All the information that requires your input is placed within asterisks **LIKE SO**. Please use the profile below as an example:
no subject
Hobbies: taking candy from babies, cliff jumping, pickpocketing, lockpicking, petty crime, petty but not necessarily crime, being unnoticeable, acting, snarky comebacks, rocking wrist accessories, being a shaped little guy, stealing the show, eating apples, hubris, surviving like a cockroach, crossdressing (once), being a hater, getting shown up by grandpas, having giant baby feelings, not bathing
Favorite Quote:
••¤(`×[¤ let's play this game called "when you cAtCh FiRe, i wouldn't { PISS } to put you out ¤]×´)¤••
no subject
Hobbies: going on a rampage throughout the cosmos and fucking everyone including himself in the process, reading in the bathroom, swearing like a sailor, being a dad
Favorite Quote:
Bloody ****ing blood ****. 凸( )凸
*User has been rate-limited due to community guideline violations.
no subject
Hobbies: wearing black, wielding a sword, staring at the scar on his face every morning so he can start the day with fresh hatred, feeding goldfish (past hobby)
Favorite Quote:
no subject
Hobbies: time traveling, flirting, seeing the universe, meeting your faves, almost dying, being overly confident, arguing, running, running, running
Favorite Quote:
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ⚝₊ ⊹˚ ☛ 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔟𝔩𝔲𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔵 ☚ EXTERMINATE ̵̶︦͟͟𐀁 ๋ ⭑☁.๋ ⭑ ⧓ 𝑩𝒐𝒘𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 ⧓ ➢ 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖘! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓮
no subject
Hobbies: Mooching off teenage girls, trying and failing to blend in with human beings, ripping out spines, causing mass destruction, having no rizz, being the manifestation of war, eating plain untoasted bread, going to bed without showering.
Favorite Quote:
Now I am become 「D E A T H」, destroyer of 「w o r l d s」!
no subject
Hobbies: trailblazing, being a voice of reason, senior citizen discounts, deconstructing matter, theorizing, babysitting, saving multiple universes, dying, undying, reading, creating something from nothing, investigations, warfare, strategizing, keeping the peace, fathering at and mentoring youths, creativity, storyboarding, working out, research, trying to stay hip with the young, action seeking, jumping universes, punching cubes in the face
Favorite Quote:
(¯`°.•°•.★* glaciers melting in the dead of night « OHH » ღ and the superstars sucked into the ṨṲƤɆȐṀẴȘṦƗṾẼ « u set my SOUL ALIGHT » *★ .•°•.°´¯)
no subject
Hobbies:Pocket Circuit, MesuKing, Karaoke, hitting enemies with the nearest available object, running errands for the entire neighborhood, cage fighting
Favorite Quote:
wake me up when September ends.
no subject
Hobbies: smoking, baking apple pies, eating apple pies, good with kids except his own, being an eccentric depressed widow, somehow being an advisor, embodying factors, making use of his r255 eyes, not dying
Favorite Quote:
•*•*when I'm with you
I feel like I could die.*•*•
&& that would be alright.
alright.
no subject
Hobbies: questing, level-grinding, defeating the demon king, raiding, exploring, gathering, crafting, puzzles
Favorite Quote:
h3 wh15p323d 2 h32 c02p53 "1 m3n7 2 53y 1 w111 1uv u f1v3-3v32..." (d47 m34n h3 1uv h32 m042 d3n 43v2)
xxx~*...11k3 d15 1f y0u c2y 3v2y 71m3...~*xxx
no subject
Hobbies: Adventuring, cute things, losing all sense, exploring, riding, being cute, winning, mistakes
Favorite Quote:
*.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:* *.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡.:* *.:｡✿*ﾟ¨ﾟ
i get Ḱℕ✿☾ḲℰḎ Ḏ✿₩И but i get up again
you are η℮♥℮я ℊ✿ИИα keep me ⅾ✿ωη
*.:｡✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･✿.｡.:* *.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･✿.｡.:* *.:｡✿*ﾟ¨ﾟ
no subject
Hobbies: cooking, adding spice, smiling, carrying suspicious compounds, having no taste, adding more spice, healing, avoiding combat, being suspicious, using knives, babysitting, adding yet more spice.
Favorite Quote:
5'5 w gold eyezzzzz ~*~*~*~
<3
smile like da sunrizzzzze ~*~*~***
no subject
Hobbies: rocking, shredding, skateboarding, defending the president, music, rebelling, smoking clove cigarettes, being straight edge except for drugs, getting her kisses in, disguises, deception, dream invasion, catfishing, year long campaigns of psychological warfare, twister, middle aged men with blue collar jobs, shattering rubies, gossip, being someone else
Favorite Quote:
stream dawn of justice on sendingcloud 🤘 dm for priv
no subject
Hobbies: being an extremely COOL GUY but also the nicest guy in the world, blinding people with bedazzled clothes, gazing admiringly at men in fashion magazines, pretending to read, day drinking, being an unemployed virgin, looking in mirrors, playing the guitar, doing thankless jobs for people who take him for granted, being ignored, befriending potatoes
Favorite Quote:
.♪•:* COLD BEER, HOT LIGHTS
MY SWEET ROMANTIC TEENAGE NIGHTS *:•♪.
@}-,-`-
no subject
Hobbies: healing, lock picking, pickpocketing, lying, reading, fortune telling
Favorite Quote:
IF YOU CANT ACCEPT ME IN SWEATS YOU DONT DESERVE ME IN A WEDDING DRESS - anonymis
no subject
Hobbies: foraging, coming back to life, blushing, being soft, exploring, magic, being digested, seeing ghosts
Favorite Quote:
filling my tummy with something very yummy! ^_^
no subject
Hobbies: swimming, sword fighting, hydrokinesis, drowning in schoolwork, drowning is sarcasm, fish to fish communication, being a trophy boyfriend, being the errand boy of the gods, insulting the gods with hubris
Favorite Quote:
i'm gonna fight 'em off
a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
they're gonna rip it off
takin' their time right behind my back
no subject
Hobbies: brooding, basement dwelling, marksmanship, sinning, lamenting, avoiding hanging out
Favorite Quote:
.:(--> So let mercy come and wash away what I've done. I'll face myself to cross out what I've become. Erase myself, and let go of what I've done. <--):. [[DON'T DISTURB MY REST...]]
no subject
Hobbies: driving, being paid, planting explosives, detonating explosives, watching someone realize what they've stepped on, ignoring the boring shit, showing up at the best time (for her), disappearing at the worst time (for someone else), causing problems on purpose, surviving blowing herself up, surviving everything else
Favorite Quote:
cute ●ω● &&& pSyCh0 ⊙ω⊙
,ø¤º°ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ`°º¤ø
no subject
Hobbies: investigating, case-cracking, conspiracy theorizing, AV Club, Edaphology, Aviation, Apiology, Part-time mortal consultant at the Lower Planar Reconnaissance Task Force, recording conversations without two-party consent, stressing, studying the intricacies of romæncë, shooting gym teachers, eating dragons, summoning the Night Yorb, presidental campaign managing, having the saddest backstory at school
Favorite Quote:
You've reached Riz Gukgak, I'm not here right now but I will be checking messages frequently. For tips on the current case please leave a detailed summary and press Notify Anyway. For inquiries on the Kristen Applebees School Presidental Campaign, please contact my alternate account ApplebeesForPresident.
no subject
Hobbies: fighting, knifing, karaoke, breakdancing, baseball, cosplay, arcade games, building shit, disarming bombs, harassing certain individuals, being everyone else's problem
Favorite Quote:
GOiNG aS a SEXXi C0NSTRUCTI0N W0RkER 4 HaLL0WEEN WiTH MY GiRLZ. :-P HiRE US TO “NAiL” Y0U L0L
no subject
Hobbies: Wouldn't you like to know ;)
Favorite Quote:
Behind every jk is a little seriousness