this is so funny. vincent, as a last ditch effort, raises his gun. tifa, who has been trying to help vincent get to the damn bowl, is not expecting the gun in her face. she goes down. vincent gets to enjoy the view of a girl that is supposed to be his friend and partner getting shot directly in the face at point blank range. yay...
the other bullet goes wide, but that's okay, because w is really just going to empty her clip on this rock. funnily enough, this works. the rock explodes. but it also blasts a bunch of holes in the wall, and you both watch as the doors wrench open, and reveal a sparkly, pink void. the world shivers and starts to scrunch, like a black hole, and you are both pulled off of various spikes and things towards the doors. this, predictably, as a black hole might, feels like ass. you are squished and squooshed all over as you go hurtling across the room.
the sparkly, pink void awaits you. you are blown into this void, and you can hear angry barking on the other side, because this is not the blood the dog was promised! what the fuck!! his RATINGS.
you are thrown somewhere into neuva bork, with all your injuries, though none are lethal. congratulations on not getting crushed by a large boulder the size of a fast boulder!
for the next twenty-four hours, you will feel as though you are being watched by a live studio audience. they will boo, cheer, and cry at your actions at random. this effect can come and go, and you can play with it as much or as little as you want.
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this is so funny. vincent, as a last ditch effort, raises his gun. tifa, who has been trying to help vincent get to the damn bowl, is not expecting the gun in her face. she goes down. vincent gets to enjoy the view of a girl that is supposed to be his friend and partner getting shot directly in the face at point blank range. yay...
the other bullet goes wide, but that's okay, because w is really just going to empty her clip on this rock. funnily enough, this works. the rock explodes. but it also blasts a bunch of holes in the wall, and you both watch as the doors wrench open, and reveal a sparkly, pink void. the world shivers and starts to scrunch, like a black hole, and you are both pulled off of various spikes and things towards the doors. this, predictably, as a black hole might, feels like ass. you are squished and squooshed all over as you go hurtling across the room.
the sparkly, pink void awaits you. you are blown into this void, and you can hear angry barking on the other side, because this is not the blood the dog was promised! what the fuck!! his RATINGS.
you are thrown somewhere into neuva bork, with all your injuries, though none are lethal. congratulations on not getting crushed by a large boulder the size of a fast boulder!
for the next twenty-four hours, you will feel as though you are being watched by a live studio audience. they will boo, cheer, and cry at your actions at random. this effect can come and go, and you can play with it as much or as little as you want.
thank you for going on my adventure!!!]