well okay!! first of all, chihiro flings that walkman with all of his one armed might. unfortunately, the walkman is not the batarang. you can all hear "YEEEESSSSSS I'VE BEEN BROKEN HEAAARTEEEEDDD" play through the headphones attached to this thing as it sails through the air, and the crazy hot lady taking out welt's kneecaps dodges it like the terminator. because that weird german accent you heard was her. because she is the terminator.
anyway. seodore is running to slam his case into the lady's side, and the woman lashes out at him with the hammer, swinging at his body and landing a hit on his side, past the case. she's a maniac! she's so strong! she's so buff! she's so sexy!
and welt pulls the trigger with his rifle even though he is in pain. he shoots, and though it seemed like he was going to miss, thankfully, seodore's smack of the woman is enough to move her over, so his shot punctures right through her chest. her shirt now says "NUMBER ONE FOX (HOLE) TOPPER" because there's a hole in the middle there. she flies off of welt and hits the ground, and for a moment, there is silence.
it looks like you can pay. chihiro, the terrified worker takes your money, and you receive a receipt. you are the proud owner of a tiny. welt, all you have to do is get up and do the same. maybe seodore will help you up? ]
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well okay!! first of all, chihiro flings that walkman with all of his one armed might. unfortunately, the walkman is not the batarang. you can all hear "YEEEESSSSSS I'VE BEEN BROKEN HEAAARTEEEEDDD" play through the headphones attached to this thing as it sails through the air, and the crazy hot lady taking out welt's kneecaps dodges it like the terminator. because that weird german accent you heard was her. because she is the terminator.
anyway. seodore is running to slam his case into the lady's side, and the woman lashes out at him with the hammer, swinging at his body and landing a hit on his side, past the case. she's a maniac! she's so strong! she's so buff! she's so sexy!
and welt pulls the trigger with his rifle even though he is in pain. he shoots, and though it seemed like he was going to miss, thankfully, seodore's smack of the woman is enough to move her over, so his shot punctures right through her chest. her shirt now says "NUMBER ONE FOX (HOLE) TOPPER" because there's a hole in the middle there. she flies off of welt and hits the ground, and for a moment, there is silence.
it looks like you can pay. chihiro, the terrified worker takes your money, and you receive a receipt. you are the proud owner of a tiny. welt, all you have to do is get up and do the same. maybe seodore will help you up? ]