[Oh, Tiny. Glorious Tiny, who looks down on Earth, on little mortal lives, and does not forgive. Oh Tiny of the Beady Eyes and marketable smallness, oh Tiny who asks for the endless gains of human misery.]
[Technically, this is all he needs. Just the one Tiny. But....does he want to give it to Hakuri? Hakuri of the blue eyes and winsome smile?]
[Hakuri can share. It's fine. God, this stump hurts. Sorry, lady he's bleeding on. He'll slide the little toy into his coat with his only hand, before he's just going to go. Fuck It. Time to kick the shelf as hard as he can, and try his best to slide down the human pile of chaos here like this is a snowbank of Karens.]
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[Technically, this is all he needs. Just the one Tiny. But....does he want to give it to Hakuri? Hakuri of the blue eyes and winsome smile?]
[Hakuri can share. It's fine. God, this stump hurts. Sorry, lady he's bleeding on. He'll slide the little toy into his coat with his only hand, before he's just going to go. Fuck It. Time to kick the shelf as hard as he can, and try his best to slide down the human pile of chaos here like this is a snowbank of Karens.]
[He needs to leave.]
[HE ALSO NEEDS A FUCKING HOSPITAL.]