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Hello!

You died. That sucks. What sucks even more is that you wake up on the floor of the local Foot Locker. The portraits of feet all around on the wall greet you warmly as you open your eyes. Whatever injuries you had that led to your untimely demise are now gone, though that doesn't stop you from earning more. Your item from home is here as well.

Here's the good news: you aren't actually dead! Or rather, you're sort of dead. Only mostly dead? It doesn't really matter.

The point is, you're now in the mall. What mall? Good question. But there's a whole lot of places in here to explore. Go ahead and hang out at all nine stores, check out the state of the art mall bathrooms (there's TWO, even), and be especially sure to get a pretzel. You can even catch a glimpse of what your friends are getting up to in the city; just tune into channel 12 on any of the multiple TVs in the mall.

Sometimes you might find a celebrity hanging around in the Suncoast. Keep an eye out for some familiar faces.

Finally, remember your powers? They're working again! Not that they will help you get out of here, but still.

Welcome to the Graveyard! Unfortunately, it seems that not even death can save you from the wretched grasp of capitalism.

Some notes:

→ If you die in the graveyard, you just pop back up in the Foot Locker a few hours later, with one sick-ass scar of your choice.
→ As usual, check out the Status TL for exciting location updates.
→ Interested in a potential celebrity sighting? Why not head on over to the Suncoast? Though, beware of possible consequences.
→ If you have a Hit Clip, you may submit it here!

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Comments

[gagreflex]

[her maniacal laughter peters off into giggling. it's fine. this is fine.

there's a quick glance in his direction. then she spreads her arms out, having somehow swung from pissed the fuck off to absolutely elated since he last saw her, and calls out to him.]

Fox man! I've made a discovery. You will watch me.

[points her right index finger at the suncoast




and blows it the fuck up! smoke and fire and debris are everywhere, making it hard to see inside whatever is left of the area. the suncoast has exploded.]

1/2

[fried]

[ oh boy.

well, you know how like when your pet gets really quiet and it's alarming, so you're like WHAT ARE YOU DOING and they chew the plastic in their mouth faster? that's the emotions that jiaoqiu goes through when he hears her giggles. he moves in her direction, alarmed, and then she calls out to him. ]

I will watch what, hold on a moment --

[ and then the suncoast explodes. ]

2/2

[fried]

... Ah, fuck.

[gagreflex]

[JUST STANDING HERE SURROUNDED BY FIRE AND SMOKE LIKE TEEN GIRL HELLMO someone save the boys]

Ahaha... Ahahahaha!! [JUST DELIGHTED.] Are your knees weak? Do you tremble? Good! Remember my name and fear me!

[slashing]

[ BRUH ]

[gagreflex]

[JUST LAUGHING IT UP, SURROUNDED BY FIRE AND SMOKE. IT BE SHE, TEENAGE HELLMO.

but there is something standing in the middle of the suncoast... barely visible in the crater when the smoke starts to clear...]

[slashing]

[ as therion inches closer, very quietly, he notices this barely visible figure. he squints, then ducks into the smoke and explosion to look, scarf over his mouth

and then: ]

-- Oh, hell. [ yelling, now: ] Hey! [ in the crankiest, most deadpan voice you've ever heard: ] I found her.

[gagreflex]

[help

well. as soon as he says that, yoru will come after him and lift her hand again. he has a very generous two second warning:]

Move or die again, boy.

[finger guns at that shape!! run for the hills because she's about to explode the suncoast. again.]

[slashing]

Why the hell would it work the second time?!

[ GOODBYE HE'S BOLTING thankfully now that his powers are back that aeber blessed speed makes him REAL fast so he is getting as far away from being blown up as possible. this is worse than cyrus playing with bewildering grace. ]

[gagreflex]

[BOOM! the suncoast explodes again.

and in the midst of the wreckage, pristine and immaculate as if it wasn't just sitting in the middle of a smoking crater...

is the britney spears cutout.

oh, and i guess the hit clip machine is there too.]

... Are you kidding me? Why does she still stand?! That would've been enough to kill even Chainsaw Man!

[slashing]

[ god. he can hear cyrus in the back of his head prattling on about enemy weaknesses and resistances and scowls from his safe, safe non exploded distance, then hops down from wherever he was hiding. ]

Out of my way. [ and shoulders past yoru to go examine the cutout in closer detail. this thing sure is just a fucking piece of cardboard. he flicks it experimentally with a hand, and it wobbles, but nothing else happens.

ok fine. he reaches to his thigh and pulls his dagger, and in a series of lightning quick movements, tries to stab it from a variety of different angles, and nothing. it doesn't even budge. ]

What the hell? [ why'd you take the last parachute if you were indestructible you stupid cardboard binch ]

[gagreflex]

[looks at him do this

looks at jq hacking up a lung

jq is probably fine. goes back to the britney cutout.]

Well? [... wait.] This Britney woman is flatter than I remember.

[WHY DID YOU TAKE THE LAST PARACHUTE IF YOU'RE JUST A CUT OUT BITCH]

[slashing]

[ (yoru voice) this ain't about him

anyway. therion stares at it, too. ]

...It's made of cardboard.

[ well now he feels like a dumbass ]

[gagreflex]

... It's only cardboard...?

[yeah!

anyway, i'm so sorry to therion but she stares at the fucking cutout in disbelief



before there is a sudden fucking wave of rage and she swings her arm up. ruh-roh, scoob.]

[slashing]

[ oh my GOD HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU ]

It just gets more pathetic if you keep losing to a piece of cardboard!

[ can't not say something sassy huh

anyway he's skittering the fuck away before she blows him up also. GOODBYE ]

[fried]

[ watches this from far away like this is DEFINITELY not my problem ]

[gagreflex]

[it may not be his problem...

but the second explosion DEFINITELY dislodges something in him.]

[fried]

[ oh, cool. that's awful.

he makes a face, and then starts coughing - and hacking, and it gets worse! it gets worse and worse until he's gagging on whatever he's choking on, and then with a disgusting splat, he spits out...



a hit clip. toxic, by britney spears.

okay. ]

[gagreflex]

[YOU REALLY HAD TO DESCRIBE IT LIKE THIS

yoru idly glances at him while therion pokes at the britney cutout.]

Oh? Are you dying again already?

[fried]

[ YOU SAID TO DO THIS i guess sisi said to do it. blames everybody but me

anyway he's just sitting down now like nyeh. ]

... No, I don't think so. What is this?

[ looks at the toxic. frowns. ]

[gagreflex]

[we did say this it's true

she squints]

I don't know. It's just trash, no?

[fried]

... I suppose.

[ picks it up. wipes it off. reads the name. ]

Ha ha. Very funny.

[slashing]

[ STOP DYING I SWEAR TO GO D

okay well listen he's going to get as far away from yoru as possible when she's about to blow up the suncoast AGAIN so when he hears jiaoqiu cough-hack-dying he ends up coming over... and then, more alarmed, drops down next to him. ]

-- hey, doc -

[ emotions of concern and confusion and what the fuck and also the emotion of i-don't-know-what-to-do-i-am-not-built-for-this. whatever that is. ]

[fried]

[ HE'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

he clears his throat, staring down at the hit clip with a frown. his emotions are mostly annoyed, but also there's a little ping of fondness, too. ]

I - I'm fine. [ he waves a hand, coughing. a beat. ] That... was unpleasant.

[slashing]

[ don't fondness at him what the fuck gross

he will not be dignifying those emotions with a response, mostly because staring down at the weird little hit clip that jiaoqiu just hacked up is a great distraction. ]

Weird looking hairball. [ NOT FUNNY ]